I(ncomprehensible)-Man speaks out on the hiring of Arthur Gustav Malzahn III

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller.

HERE... I... AM! LIIIIIIIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY: I-MAN, MY FELLOW NACHO LIBRES!

NOW FIRST THING'S FIRST: BAMMER IS CHEATING................................. AGAIN!

LOW AND BEHOLD THE MOST OVERRATED COACH ON THE PLANET DONE SUSPENDED ANDRE SMITH FOR VIOLATING TEAM RULES. NOW, ACCORDING TO MY NUMBER 1 NCAA SOURCE, BOBBY FROM HOMEWOOD, ALABAMMER, THAT'S GROUNDS FOR PUNISHMENT BY THE NATIONAL COLLEGIATE ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION.

HE SAYS, "BECAUSE OF THAT, SATAN SABAN WILL BOLT TO NOTRE DAME AND THE ALABAMMER FOOTBALL PROGRAM WILL BE SHUT DOWN ALL TOGETHER." THAT MEANS, NO MORE BAMMAR FOOTBALL. THAT ALSO MEANS THIS STATE WILL NO LONGER HAVE A GARBAGE OF A FOOTBALL TEAM IN IT.

ANYWAY, THE END OF BAMMAR FOOTBALL IS NEAR. I JUST HOPE THEY LAST ONE MORE YEAR SO SHIZNIT AND MALLARYZHONE CAN PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THEIR COFFIN.

I-MAN OUT! CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!