So exactly how does a three year head coach with an overall losing record, an offensive coordinator not even five years out of high school, and a legendary defensive mastermind defensive coordinator out-recruit the SEC coaching veterans and suddenly change the minds (and commitments) of cross-state rival commits such as Spencer Region and Craig Sanders? It's simple: The Pat Dye/Slug Jordan method...
See Aubarn (AL) commit, Corey Lemonier's photos below:
guns...
more guns...
...and a brand new Corvette of which he received immediately after signing to play football with (and I quote Corey himself) "The University of Aubarn."COUGH COUGH Just give 'em COUGH COUGH what they want! COUGH COUGH!
-Pat Dye
The future is bright! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!
A PLOI is on its way to Lee County!
ReplyDeleteAubarnie, have you forgotten that you're supposed to be 'keeping it down home, cuz'?
ReplyDelete"a three year head coach with an overall losing record, an offensive coordinator not even five years out of high school, and a legendary defensive mastermind defensive coordinator"
ReplyDeletePerfect observation.
Will he be bringing those weapons along with his shiny new Corvette, donated by Pat Dye and the Yeller Feller, in order to do the community of Mayberry, I mean Awfarm a good deed by robbing his fellow students at gunpoint outside of one of the two bars they have in that town?
ReplyDeleteIf he does that, then he wouldn't have to worry about flirting with disaster by taking more money from the higher-ups in cow-ville!
Anyone find it odd that it's "yella"??
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you get a life and do something productive for once...like graduate? You do not attend Opelika Polytechnic Institute (unless you are referring to Southern Union). If you dislike Auburn so much, then stay in the shithole city of Opelika! Or better yet go to Tuscaloser where you belong. Grow up!
ReplyDeleteThis website is the brainchild of a fucking retard. Go hang yourself in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteSurprising spelling for an Alabama fan. Congrats.....with the exception of class, you guys have everything you could want, but still are threatened by 'Aubarn' that you constantly belittle us. Although many legitimate Auburn fans/Alumni will take this as a challenge, I will rise above it. Instead of petty insults regarding your digustingly classless fanbase and university, I will challenge you..........walk around UAT's campus on gameday and find me 5 GRADUATES assembled. That's right, that word was G-R-A-D-U-A-T-E.
ReplyDeleteAlabama has produced more graduates over the years and has nearly twice the amount of students as *ubarn U.
DeleteHere's a challenge for you: guess the major of each and every single one of these fine *ubarn, Alabama grads...
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