I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie akathe only undefeated Finebaum caller.
I'M NOT AFRAID... I'M NOT AFRAID... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... HEY HEY HEY! WHAT IT BE MY AUBARN HOMIES?!
YALL KNOW IT'S WEEK THREE AND...... BAMMER'S UNDEFEATED. THAT JUST MAKES ME MADDER THAN A GAY DUDE BEING HIT ON BY A GIRL. EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME OLE SHIT. HOW CAN A TWO-TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING COACH, WITH NFL EXPERIENCE, COACHING THE MOST STORIED AND TRADITION RICH PROGRAM IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY BE SO SUCCESSFUL???? IT'S SIMPLE: THOSE ASS-PIRATES ARE CHEATING! CHEATING! CHEATING! CHEATING!
IT'S BEEN SAID MORE THAN A TIME OR TWO THAT THE PLOI WILL BE SENT IN THREE WEEKS, PROBLEM IS IT DIDN'T COME. HOWEVER, RECENT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN MOST AUBARN FANS CAN'T COUNT, THEREFORE, THEY DID MEAN IT WAS COMING, BUT JUST HAD THEIR MATH A LITTLE WRONG. NO BIG DEAL. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES AND WE ALL KNOW WE AUBARN FANS ARE FAR FROM PERFECT.
BUT THE PLOI IS COMING AND ALABAMMER WILL BE SLAMMED WITH NCAA SANCTIONS AND AUBARN, AL WILL REIGN SUPREME!
I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT, WHAT ABOUT YALL??? BTW, WHO IS AUBARN PLAYING AGAIN THIS WEEKEND? I KNOW ALABAMMER IS PLAYING DUKE, AT WALLACE WADE STADIUM AND THEY'VE INCREASED THEIR CAPACITY FOR THIS ONE GAME ALONE, AND IT WILL BE ON ABC, AND INGRAM WILL BE RETURNING, AND NICK SATAN REFERRED TO DUKE AS A DANGEROUS TEAM, AND I CAN GO ON AND ON AND ON.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I KNOW AUBARN IS PLAYING SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND. CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE IT'S BEING PLAYED AND WHAT TIME ON WHAT DAY. BUT ANYWHO, SOMEBODY REMIND ME QUICK! BUT I AIN'T WATCHING AUBARN PLAY IF ITS THE SAME TIME BAMMER IZ ON.
I-MAN.... OUT! CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!
I'M NOT AFRAID... I'M NOT AFRAID... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... HEY HEY HEY! WHAT IT BE MY AUBARN HOMIES?!
YALL KNOW IT'S WEEK THREE AND...... BAMMER'S UNDEFEATED. THAT JUST MAKES ME MADDER THAN A GAY DUDE BEING HIT ON BY A GIRL. EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME OLE SHIT. HOW CAN A TWO-TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING COACH, WITH NFL EXPERIENCE, COACHING THE MOST STORIED AND TRADITION RICH PROGRAM IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY BE SO SUCCESSFUL???? IT'S SIMPLE: THOSE ASS-PIRATES ARE CHEATING! CHEATING! CHEATING! CHEATING!
IT'S BEEN SAID MORE THAN A TIME OR TWO THAT THE PLOI WILL BE SENT IN THREE WEEKS, PROBLEM IS IT DIDN'T COME. HOWEVER, RECENT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN MOST AUBARN FANS CAN'T COUNT, THEREFORE, THEY DID MEAN IT WAS COMING, BUT JUST HAD THEIR MATH A LITTLE WRONG. NO BIG DEAL. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES AND WE ALL KNOW WE AUBARN FANS ARE FAR FROM PERFECT.
BUT THE PLOI IS COMING AND ALABAMMER WILL BE SLAMMED WITH NCAA SANCTIONS AND AUBARN, AL WILL REIGN SUPREME!
I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT, WHAT ABOUT YALL??? BTW, WHO IS AUBARN PLAYING AGAIN THIS WEEKEND? I KNOW ALABAMMER IS PLAYING DUKE, AT WALLACE WADE STADIUM AND THEY'VE INCREASED THEIR CAPACITY FOR THIS ONE GAME ALONE, AND IT WILL BE ON ABC, AND INGRAM WILL BE RETURNING, AND NICK SATAN REFERRED TO DUKE AS A DANGEROUS TEAM, AND I CAN GO ON AND ON AND ON.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I KNOW AUBARN IS PLAYING SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND. CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE IT'S BEING PLAYED AND WHAT TIME ON WHAT DAY. BUT ANYWHO, SOMEBODY REMIND ME QUICK! BUT I AIN'T WATCHING AUBARN PLAY IF ITS THE SAME TIME BAMMER IZ ON.
I-MAN.... OUT! CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!
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