"I"(ncomprehensible)-Man Speaks out on Otis' Dismissal

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller.

HERE I AM, LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY I MAN PEEPS!

FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SAY IT DON'T MATTER WHETHER OTIS IS HERE OR NOT, CAUSE WE AINT GONNA NEED HIM WHEN WE PLAY BAMMER ROUND THANKSGIVIN'. WITH OUR WITHOUT OTIS, WE'RE STILL GONE BEAT BAMMER AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

BARNIES EVERYWHERE, RAISE THOSE HANDS AND SPREAD THOSE SEVEN FINGERS OUT CAUSE IT'S COMING! WAR EAGLE!