Admittedly it's been a while but now... THE BARNIE OF THE WEEK AWARDS ARE BACK!
This week's winner is none other than...
LOVELY LINDA...
For you tourists, if you're ever traveling down the fascinating landmark known as Wire Road and you've ever got five bucks or a smoke to spare, she's all yours!
Linda's always there to lend advice. In fact, the fan who submitted her picture included a quote of her own, "the best advice she'd given me after asking for change to fill up an invisible car that was out of gas as there was only one other car at the gas station, so she could ride up to Western Sizzlin in Opelika where she had just been laid off from so she could pick up her check, was, 'next time you go to court you'd better take the fine money with ya or else they'll put yer ass in jail'!"
Absolutely beautiful!
Congrats Linda on winning the barnie of the week award and best of luck on panhandling up your fine money!
I've met ole Linda a few times myself and she's good fer a lot more than jest advice, if ya know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that white residue around her lips?
ReplyDeleteWhat's that white residue around her lips from?
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a creature off of "Army of Darkness".
ReplyDeletepure fucking disgusting
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