Iron Bowl National Championship Prediction Time!!!

Courtesy of the finest Aubarn (AL) Men and Women....

I(ncomprehensible)-Man

HEY... HEY... HEY... IT'S ME! I-MAN DOGZ COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY!!!! THE BAMMERZ ARE GONNA GET BEATEN SO BAD, THEY'LL BE BEGGING THE NCAA TO GO AHEAD AND LEND THEM AN EARLY DEATH PENALTY AND $ATAN WILL BE HEADED FOR NOTRE DAME!!! I'LL HAVE MY POST-IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
THOUGHTS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE GAME!!!

Lovely Linda

Awbarn will win 970-(-940) and Tommy Tuberville will hit two grandslams and
Jason Campbell will hit for the cycle. I also predict coach Mike Franchione to
strike out at least twice at bat... by the way any of y'all got any spare change
you'd like to contribute to my meth out of gas fund?

Marlboro Man

Should be another classic Iron Bowl COUGH COUGH national championship match, but I predict COUGH COUGH Awwwbar, Alabamur to pull it off in the COUGH COUGH end.

Charles From Reeltown

I'm gone be at the Iron Bowl National Championship and you'd best believe I'm
gone give every Alabammer fan there a country boy ass whippin' from hell like
they've never seen before. That damn yankee John From Huntsville's... I gots a
little sumthin for him too! I'm gone whoop y'all worse than Aubarn, Alabammer's
gonna do your weakling little Alabammer football team so you know it's gonna be
bad. Aubarn, Alabammer will win the Iron Bowl National Championship then because we beat y'all as bad as we do it automatically advances us into the BCS National Championship game to play and beat the cow dust out of Texas. WAR EAGLE!!!

Dale... ME!!!

My predictions are gonna be a little more rationale... I predict Mark
Ingram to have negative rushing yardage because this is the best defense he'll
face all year. I also predict Ben Tate, the best back in the state of
Maryland Alabammer to have more rushing yards than
Alabammer's offense does as a whole. I also predict Alabammer's defence to
surrender over 900+ yards to Aubarn (AL)'s high powered offense as Alabammer's
defense just ain't that good. Final prediction: UA 0 - A(AL)U 78 (we put our
third string in midway through the first quarter).

How 'bout a few more predictions courtesy of our very own Bammer Desecrators?

What is little man's syndrome?

It is Ben Tate's remarkable quote...

"I know I'm the best back in the state," Tate said. "I bet if you went and broke down film and asked teams in the SEC who is the best back in the state, I mean I feel like it's me."

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

THE BARNIE KLANSMEN!!!

Is it just me, or is the Barnie KKK nation literally taking over the south?

We were more than happy to help our fellow Hotty Toddy brethren this past Saturday in support of the south will rise again campaign!! It's just another Aubarn (AL) tradition!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

What is little man's syndrome?

It is David Housel's remarkable speech...


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

GEORGIAR REVIEW: Richt continues the tradition!

The Dawgs put Aubarn (AL) in the dawg house!

...But in other news, Coach Gene Cheez-it has done it again! He said his real goal of the season was to win the co-co-co-SEC Western Division Championship AND HE DONE IT!!!! Like last week (and the week before that), he said he was just kidding about the homecoming national championship...

HAHAHAHAHA ALABAMMER!! WE ARE THE CO-CO-CO-SEC WESTERN DIVISION CHAMPIONS AND YALL'L AREN'T!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Up next it's Aubarn (AL) vs. Bye University... I can assure yal'l we won't lose next Saturday as Coach Cheez-it promises to have our team ready for a HUGE victory!!

Got Cheez-it? WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

Heisman Candidates Don't Cry!!!

Especially if you're the best back in the state....... of Maryland!

Hell... it seems crying is starting to become a new tradition around these parts!

10 Facts You May or May Not Know About Alabammer's Red Elurphant Club

These facts are brought to you by Aubarn (AL)'s number 1 source(s): I(ncomprehensible)-Man, Charles From Reeltown and Bobby From Homewood, Alabammer.

10) The REC was behind the September 11th attacks.

9) The REC was behind the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal.

8) The REC was behind JFK's assassination.

7) The REC was the other man who got your wife pregnant.

6) The REC motivated Mark Mangino to verbally assault his players during practices.

5) The REC paid Coach Gene Cheez-it to purposely lose four games this year.

4) The REC was behind Bill Belichick's decision to go for two.

3) The REC is behind our country's recession.

2) The REC was behind James "Bond" Willis' decision to serve as an inside man for Aubarn (AL) at Alabammer... wait a minute...

1) The REC was behind the funding of this site, because they didn't want the mainstream sites such as Track 'Em Tiggers, The Aubarner, ITA(AL)T to be your number 1 source for all Barnie info!

BONUS: The REC is the reason so many Barnie students were evicted from their trailer parks and are now homeless, roaming the dilapidated streets of Aubarn (AL), and also lost their internships at McDonald's.

Cheez-it and company take the heart of Lee County to Athens!

Some are saying this is a mental regrouping method (thought of by Coach Cheez-it of course) to keep his players focused on their performances in the game...


...and it's like shit I tell ya!

...however, they left the bad parts behind (the tent), and took the good parts with 'em (the human waste) back to Lee County!

I didn't know the Iron Bowl National Championship was being played played in Tuscalooser this year?!?!?!?!?!

This has the makings of something illegal written all over it.

I shall be forwarding this image to I(ncomprehensible)-Man and Bobby from Homewood, Alabama to turn into the NCAA. Something is not right and I smell something fishy (pun intended)...

The penalty for this is death and my gut instinct tells me the hammer will be brought down JUST BEFORE Aubarn (AL) burns down the barn on them! Alabammer had better pray the death penalty does happen because it's not gonna be 1/4 as bad as what Aubarn (AL)'s gonna do to them in the Iron Bowl National Championship!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

FURMAN REVIEW: GENE CHEEZ-IT WINS HOMECOMING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

I'd like to apologize for the late post. If you're that upset about it so sue me -- it ain't like you'll get much out of this $6.50 an hour job (at the Wire Road Truck Stop) of mine anyway.

Upon his arrival in Lee County, coach Gene Cheez-it and Jay Jacobs discuss the ultimate goal of the upcoming season: win the Homecoming National Championship game.

Coach Gene Cheez-it, again known for his right-field pranks, pulls another one on Opelika! He said he was just kidding about winning the SEC Championship, and our real goal of the 2009 season was to win the 2009 Homecoming National Championship game! And guess what? WE DID!!!!! WE ARE THE 2009 HOMECOMING CHAMPIONS!!! Powerhouse Furman was absolutely NO MATCH for the War Eagles of Aubarn (AL)!!!

Next week we've got the Dawgs... they'd better be glad they ain't playing us in the jungle, cause we've got a whole lot of pent up water frustration we're ready to unleash on them like water pressure building in a water hose (pun intended).

And...

HAHAHAHA ALABAMMER, WE'RE ON ESPN 2 AND Y'ALL ARE ON ESPN!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK -- DOUBLE FEATURE!!!

HALLOWEEN BARNIES PART 2!!!

"Auburn (AL) football team continues A(AL)U tradition of tasteful Halloween attire"

(source)

It's just another great Aubarn (AL) tradition and it ranks up there with the all-time greatest Aubarn (AL) Halloween traditions!

But ex-quarterback Brandon Cocks was the party pooper...

...said he didn't feel like dressing up for Halloween this year, but he still showed up to the party in a Barnies' everyday attire!

And secondly....

PAULBRYANTFAGGOT OF YOUTUBE and MRRUBBERBANDMAN12!

Watch as Barnie class at it's finest is demonstrated!

This video alone is enough to earn these Barnies the coveted "Barnie of the Year"

Award (coming NEXT MONTH!)

And their amazingly brilliant posts:

"HEY BAMANATION TERD SWALLOW A FAT LOAD OF CUM TILL YOU CHOKE BITCH!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS MAN CHANNEL PUSSY."

"REDWOLF YOU QUEER YOUR LET ME CATCH YOUR FATASS OUT YOU PUNK BITCH I'LL WHIP YOUR ASS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FAT ASS TERD FUCK THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TAMPON RAGS THEY'RE ALL DOUCHEBAG'S AND CHILMOLESTER'S .

S AND CHILD MOLESTER'S"

"AND why you're mother didn't plug your pussy hole up is beyond me whore."

"Fuck you dick sucker you lying piece of pantie's waste you got your ass handed to you in Miami you canot coach in the pro's your a loser of a duchebag it takes a real skilled coach to coach the pro's and you sir or no it your pathetic."

"Sir if you would kindly give me an address i will come to your house and kick your brains in and then you can become a retard like the rest of the alabama nation pussy then i will tie you up and you can watch me shove my dick in your mother's mouth which the worthless slut bag cum guzzling whore that she is will absolutely love till her two front teeth fall out and i fill her mouth up with my cum and make the nasty slutbag blow cum bubble's for me then i'll cut your fucking throat fuck the alawhammy douchebag's crimson tampon rags."

And they even graced me with their awesomeness by posting a comment on my youtube account:

"Hey fag your whole family is a piece of shit and your proably a chid molester like the rest of the alabama trash you fat fucking retard let me know your address pussy you aint crazy i'll beat your brains in then tie you up and make you watch me fuck your wife untill then fuck your fat ass team the alabam crimson tampon rags later crack head."

IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGGER! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

Old Misses Review: The Rebelz got nutted on...

...by Cheez-nuts and Aubarn (AL)!!

SPLAT!!!!!


AUBARN (AL)'S BACK IN BUSINESS BITCHES!!!

Coach Cheez-it said his main goal upon his arrival in the lovely Lee County was to beat Coach Tubby's former team, Ole Misses, to show that even he could beat Ole Misses in his first year at Aubarn (AL). He said the last three weeks were simply a trap to set Ole Misses up.... and it worked perfectly!

COACH CHEEZ-IT'S A GENIUS!



Next up on the docket is Furman, a prime-time opponent which will serve as a tough task for Lord Cheez-it (because they're so bad-ass we decided to play them instead of UCLA), but never fear we will prevail and I assure each and every Barnie in Lee County that we will dominate the perennial powerhouse known as Furman convincingly!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!