These facts are brought to you by Aubarn (AL)'s number 1 source(s): I(ncomprehensible)-Man, Charles From Reeltown and Bobby From Homewood, Alabammer.
10) The REC was behind the September 11th attacks.
9) The REC was behind the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal.
8) The REC was behind JFK's assassination.
7) The REC was the other man who got your wife pregnant.
6) The REC motivated Mark Mangino to verbally assault his players during practices.
5) The REC paid Coach Gene Cheez-it to purposely lose four games this year.
4) The REC was behind Bill Belichick's decision to go for two.
3) The REC is behind our country's recession.
2) The REC was behind James "Bond" Willis' decision to serve as an inside man for Aubarn (AL) at Alabammer... wait a minute...
1) The REC was behind the funding of this site, because they didn't want the mainstream sites such as Track 'Em Tiggers, The Aubarner, ITA(AL)T to be your number 1 source for all Barnie info!
BONUS: The REC is the reason so many Barnie students were evicted from their trailer parks and are now homeless, roaming the dilapidated streets of Aubarn (AL), and also lost their internships at McDonald's.
9) The REC was behind the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal.
8) The REC was behind JFK's assassination.
7) The REC was the other man who got your wife pregnant.
6) The REC motivated Mark Mangino to verbally assault his players during practices.
5) The REC paid Coach Gene Cheez-it to purposely lose four games this year.
4) The REC was behind Bill Belichick's decision to go for two.
3) The REC is behind our country's recession.
2) The REC was behind James "Bond" Willis' decision to serve as an inside man for Aubarn (AL) at Alabammer... wait a minute...
1) The REC was behind the funding of this site, because they didn't want the mainstream sites such as Track 'Em Tiggers, The Aubarner, ITA(AL)T to be your number 1 source for all Barnie info!
BONUS: The REC is the reason so many Barnie students were evicted from their trailer parks and are now homeless, roaming the dilapidated streets of Aubarn (AL), and also lost their internships at McDonald's.
Weren't they also behind the burning of the barn during the LSU game in the mid-90s? I heard their was confidential information that was soon to leak and they simply just couldn't let that happen!
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ReplyDeleteI've noticed the REC is becoming a popular topic of discussion for the Barnies. I can't help but wonder what's happened to the "PLOI" they hyped up for about four months straight.
ReplyDeleteStick to one theory for crying out loud, Barnies.
i heard they were also behind the beatdown the barn received last year. by the way is the barn going to score this year?
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