I(ncomprehensible)-Man-Clause Speaks Out on the Bowl Season

I-Man Clause: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller aka the only Santa Clause with black chest hair.

HO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM AND A BOTTLE OF RUM HO HO HO!!! HERE I AM LIIIIIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE NORTH POLE CONFEDERACY: I-MAN CLAUSE MY LITTLE ELF-LETTES!!!

YA KNOW, ALABAMMER CHEATED TO BEAT FLORIDA. THE REC PUT THEM IN PLACE TO BEAT FLORIDER, SETTING THEM UP ON THE GRANDEST STAGE AGAINST TEXAS (SOURCES HAVE ALREADY CONFIRMED IT). HOWEVER, TEXAS AIN'T NO UTAH... THEY'RE BETTER!! WAY BETTER IN FACT. IN FACT, TEXAS IS GONNA BEAT ALABAMMER SO BADLY, THOSE RENTED MULES WE GOTS THAT WE BEATS DOWN HERE IN COW TOWN WILL SEEM LIKE A MINI VACATION AT THE OPELIKA INN!!

SOURCES HAVE ALREADY CONFIRMED THE OFFICIALS IN THE GAME DECLINES THE REC'S CHANCES OF PAYING THEM TO LET ALABAMMER WIN, SO IT'S GONNA BE OOOOOONNNNN AND TEXAS IS GONNA DO TO ALABAMMER WHAT AUBARN (AL) WAS GONNA DO TO ALABAMMER BEFORE THE REC STEPPED IN (AND EVEN THOUGH THEY CHEATED, THEY STILL DIDN'T BLOW US OUT).

I FEEL AWFULLY BAD FOR ALABAMMER AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. TEXAS IS TEN STEPS BETTER THAN UTAH AND TEXAS IS GOING TO WHIP BAMMER THE WAY I WHIP THAT BOTTLE OF JACK EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!!

WELL, IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO MY REINDEERS CAUSE THEY ACTING A FOOL Y'ALL.

UNTIL NEXT YEAR, I-MAN CLAUSE OUT!!

YOU CAN CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK EVERY MONDAY-FRIDAY!

Top Ten AU Moments of the Decade: Number 10

To honor the soon-to-be gone decade, which was filled with variety of sorts for Aubarn (AL), I'm putting together ten of the most glorious and notable moments of the decade (in no particular order) for Aubarn (AL). Hope y'all enjoy!!!

NUMBER 10:

JETGATE!!!

In a time, far, far ago, there existed two men: Tommy Tuberneck and Bob Peterno... and three other men: David Housel, William Walker Jr., and Bob Lowder... and of course, a beastly jet!

Combine this all together and you have jetgate!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

Alabammer wins their first Heisman National Championship....

BUT WE STILL HAVE TWO HEISMAN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPZ!!!!!

GOT TWO???

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!

Aubarn (AL)'s 2009 team slogan...

FIRST IT WAS AUDACITY...

THEN IT WAS ATTITUDE...

NOW IT'S....

We Barnies feel your pain, Tebow.

It sucks losing National Championship games to Alabammer... we know! In fact, 3/4's of the AUtard nation don't even know what bowl we're playing in, but we damn sure know which one Alabammerz in!!

GOT SIX???

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

What is little man's syndrome?

It is celebrating your greatest victory tradition over a completely different team's victory.

See date and time (after the Alabama/Florida game of 2008).

Aubarn (AL) receives invite to the Outback Bowl...

...and that's ironic considering we've got thousands of Aubarn (AL) grads working at Outback's all 'cross the country!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

What is little man's syndrome?

Out of 12 games, it is scheduling your only bye week the week before the last game of the season.

New acronym?

Credit this to DennyChimes over at RollBamaRoll.com

Curious to know what AUBIE stands for?

Always

Under

Bama

In

Envy

IBNC Revyou: AUBARN (AL) WINS IRON BOWL (MORAL VICTORY) NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

Coach Nick $atan congratulates Coach Gene Cheez-it on the Iron Bowl National Championship Moral Victory, Friday!

AUBARN (AL)'S BACK!!!!

And better than ever!!! Last Friday, Aubarn (AL) won their first ever Iron Bowl moral victory national championship of the decade and it couldn't have come at a better time as Always Under Bama In Envy won 21-26 against the almighty Nick $atan led Alabammer Tide.

Alabammer wanted that moral victory so bad...

But like my mommer always told me, "ya can't have everything you want!"

Mike Shuler, winner of four Iron Bowl National Championship Moral Victories.

Mike Shula dedicated today's trophy to his worthy Moral Victory successor, Gene Cheez-it. Mike Shula was the previous owner of three Iron Bowl National Championship moral victory trophies (2003: 23-28, 2004: 13-21, and 2006: 15-22), but that Alabammer reign came to an end on Friday.

Even Nick $atan wanted the trophy in 2007 (17-10), but he hadn't quite established himself as a worthy head coach the way Cheez-it and Shuler had.

G-Mac tells C-Todd, "Don't be unhappy, moral victories are better than an actual victory to these losers!"


I'll have more coming throughout the week...

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN IRON BOWL MORAL VICTORY NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP HEY!!!

Iron Bowl National Championship Prediction Time!!!

Courtesy of the finest Aubarn (AL) Men and Women....

I(ncomprehensible)-Man

HEY... HEY... HEY... IT'S ME! I-MAN DOGZ COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY!!!! THE BAMMERZ ARE GONNA GET BEATEN SO BAD, THEY'LL BE BEGGING THE NCAA TO GO AHEAD AND LEND THEM AN EARLY DEATH PENALTY AND $ATAN WILL BE HEADED FOR NOTRE DAME!!! I'LL HAVE MY POST-IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
THOUGHTS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE GAME!!!

Lovely Linda

Awbarn will win 970-(-940) and Tommy Tuberville will hit two grandslams and
Jason Campbell will hit for the cycle. I also predict coach Mike Franchione to
strike out at least twice at bat... by the way any of y'all got any spare change
you'd like to contribute to my meth out of gas fund?

Marlboro Man

Should be another classic Iron Bowl COUGH COUGH national championship match, but I predict COUGH COUGH Awwwbar, Alabamur to pull it off in the COUGH COUGH end.

Charles From Reeltown

I'm gone be at the Iron Bowl National Championship and you'd best believe I'm
gone give every Alabammer fan there a country boy ass whippin' from hell like
they've never seen before. That damn yankee John From Huntsville's... I gots a
little sumthin for him too! I'm gone whoop y'all worse than Aubarn, Alabammer's
gonna do your weakling little Alabammer football team so you know it's gonna be
bad. Aubarn, Alabammer will win the Iron Bowl National Championship then because we beat y'all as bad as we do it automatically advances us into the BCS National Championship game to play and beat the cow dust out of Texas. WAR EAGLE!!!

Dale... ME!!!

My predictions are gonna be a little more rationale... I predict Mark
Ingram to have negative rushing yardage because this is the best defense he'll
face all year. I also predict Ben Tate, the best back in the state of
Maryland Alabammer to have more rushing yards than
Alabammer's offense does as a whole. I also predict Alabammer's defence to
surrender over 900+ yards to Aubarn (AL)'s high powered offense as Alabammer's
defense just ain't that good. Final prediction: UA 0 - A(AL)U 78 (we put our
third string in midway through the first quarter).

How 'bout a few more predictions courtesy of our very own Bammer Desecrators?

What is little man's syndrome?

It is Ben Tate's remarkable quote...

"I know I'm the best back in the state," Tate said. "I bet if you went and broke down film and asked teams in the SEC who is the best back in the state, I mean I feel like it's me."

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

THE BARNIE KLANSMEN!!!

Is it just me, or is the Barnie KKK nation literally taking over the south?

We were more than happy to help our fellow Hotty Toddy brethren this past Saturday in support of the south will rise again campaign!! It's just another Aubarn (AL) tradition!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

What is little man's syndrome?

It is David Housel's remarkable speech...


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

GEORGIAR REVIEW: Richt continues the tradition!

The Dawgs put Aubarn (AL) in the dawg house!

...But in other news, Coach Gene Cheez-it has done it again! He said his real goal of the season was to win the co-co-co-SEC Western Division Championship AND HE DONE IT!!!! Like last week (and the week before that), he said he was just kidding about the homecoming national championship...

HAHAHAHAHA ALABAMMER!! WE ARE THE CO-CO-CO-SEC WESTERN DIVISION CHAMPIONS AND YALL'L AREN'T!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Up next it's Aubarn (AL) vs. Bye University... I can assure yal'l we won't lose next Saturday as Coach Cheez-it promises to have our team ready for a HUGE victory!!

Got Cheez-it? WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

Heisman Candidates Don't Cry!!!

Especially if you're the best back in the state....... of Maryland!

Hell... it seems crying is starting to become a new tradition around these parts!

10 Facts You May or May Not Know About Alabammer's Red Elurphant Club

These facts are brought to you by Aubarn (AL)'s number 1 source(s): I(ncomprehensible)-Man, Charles From Reeltown and Bobby From Homewood, Alabammer.

10) The REC was behind the September 11th attacks.

9) The REC was behind the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal.

8) The REC was behind JFK's assassination.

7) The REC was the other man who got your wife pregnant.

6) The REC motivated Mark Mangino to verbally assault his players during practices.

5) The REC paid Coach Gene Cheez-it to purposely lose four games this year.

4) The REC was behind Bill Belichick's decision to go for two.

3) The REC is behind our country's recession.

2) The REC was behind James "Bond" Willis' decision to serve as an inside man for Aubarn (AL) at Alabammer... wait a minute...

1) The REC was behind the funding of this site, because they didn't want the mainstream sites such as Track 'Em Tiggers, The Aubarner, ITA(AL)T to be your number 1 source for all Barnie info!

BONUS: The REC is the reason so many Barnie students were evicted from their trailer parks and are now homeless, roaming the dilapidated streets of Aubarn (AL), and also lost their internships at McDonald's.

Cheez-it and company take the heart of Lee County to Athens!

Some are saying this is a mental regrouping method (thought of by Coach Cheez-it of course) to keep his players focused on their performances in the game...


...and it's like shit I tell ya!

...however, they left the bad parts behind (the tent), and took the good parts with 'em (the human waste) back to Lee County!

I didn't know the Iron Bowl National Championship was being played played in Tuscalooser this year?!?!?!?!?!

This has the makings of something illegal written all over it.

I shall be forwarding this image to I(ncomprehensible)-Man and Bobby from Homewood, Alabama to turn into the NCAA. Something is not right and I smell something fishy (pun intended)...

The penalty for this is death and my gut instinct tells me the hammer will be brought down JUST BEFORE Aubarn (AL) burns down the barn on them! Alabammer had better pray the death penalty does happen because it's not gonna be 1/4 as bad as what Aubarn (AL)'s gonna do to them in the Iron Bowl National Championship!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

FURMAN REVIEW: GENE CHEEZ-IT WINS HOMECOMING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

I'd like to apologize for the late post. If you're that upset about it so sue me -- it ain't like you'll get much out of this $6.50 an hour job (at the Wire Road Truck Stop) of mine anyway.

Upon his arrival in Lee County, coach Gene Cheez-it and Jay Jacobs discuss the ultimate goal of the upcoming season: win the Homecoming National Championship game.

Coach Gene Cheez-it, again known for his right-field pranks, pulls another one on Opelika! He said he was just kidding about winning the SEC Championship, and our real goal of the 2009 season was to win the 2009 Homecoming National Championship game! And guess what? WE DID!!!!! WE ARE THE 2009 HOMECOMING CHAMPIONS!!! Powerhouse Furman was absolutely NO MATCH for the War Eagles of Aubarn (AL)!!!

Next week we've got the Dawgs... they'd better be glad they ain't playing us in the jungle, cause we've got a whole lot of pent up water frustration we're ready to unleash on them like water pressure building in a water hose (pun intended).

And...

HAHAHAHA ALABAMMER, WE'RE ON ESPN 2 AND Y'ALL ARE ON ESPN!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK -- DOUBLE FEATURE!!!

HALLOWEEN BARNIES PART 2!!!

"Auburn (AL) football team continues A(AL)U tradition of tasteful Halloween attire"

(source)

It's just another great Aubarn (AL) tradition and it ranks up there with the all-time greatest Aubarn (AL) Halloween traditions!

But ex-quarterback Brandon Cocks was the party pooper...

...said he didn't feel like dressing up for Halloween this year, but he still showed up to the party in a Barnies' everyday attire!

And secondly....

PAULBRYANTFAGGOT OF YOUTUBE and MRRUBBERBANDMAN12!

Watch as Barnie class at it's finest is demonstrated!

This video alone is enough to earn these Barnies the coveted "Barnie of the Year"

Award (coming NEXT MONTH!)

And their amazingly brilliant posts:

"HEY BAMANATION TERD SWALLOW A FAT LOAD OF CUM TILL YOU CHOKE BITCH!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS MAN CHANNEL PUSSY."

"REDWOLF YOU QUEER YOUR LET ME CATCH YOUR FATASS OUT YOU PUNK BITCH I'LL WHIP YOUR ASS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FAT ASS TERD FUCK THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TAMPON RAGS THEY'RE ALL DOUCHEBAG'S AND CHILMOLESTER'S .

S AND CHILD MOLESTER'S"

"AND why you're mother didn't plug your pussy hole up is beyond me whore."

"Fuck you dick sucker you lying piece of pantie's waste you got your ass handed to you in Miami you canot coach in the pro's your a loser of a duchebag it takes a real skilled coach to coach the pro's and you sir or no it your pathetic."

"Sir if you would kindly give me an address i will come to your house and kick your brains in and then you can become a retard like the rest of the alabama nation pussy then i will tie you up and you can watch me shove my dick in your mother's mouth which the worthless slut bag cum guzzling whore that she is will absolutely love till her two front teeth fall out and i fill her mouth up with my cum and make the nasty slutbag blow cum bubble's for me then i'll cut your fucking throat fuck the alawhammy douchebag's crimson tampon rags."

And they even graced me with their awesomeness by posting a comment on my youtube account:

"Hey fag your whole family is a piece of shit and your proably a chid molester like the rest of the alabama trash you fat fucking retard let me know your address pussy you aint crazy i'll beat your brains in then tie you up and make you watch me fuck your wife untill then fuck your fat ass team the alabam crimson tampon rags later crack head."

IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGGER! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

Old Misses Review: The Rebelz got nutted on...

...by Cheez-nuts and Aubarn (AL)!!

SPLAT!!!!!


AUBARN (AL)'S BACK IN BUSINESS BITCHES!!!

Coach Cheez-it said his main goal upon his arrival in the lovely Lee County was to beat Coach Tubby's former team, Ole Misses, to show that even he could beat Ole Misses in his first year at Aubarn (AL). He said the last three weeks were simply a trap to set Ole Misses up.... and it worked perfectly!

COACH CHEEZ-IT'S A GENIUS!



Next up on the docket is Furman, a prime-time opponent which will serve as a tough task for Lord Cheez-it (because they're so bad-ass we decided to play them instead of UCLA), but never fear we will prevail and I assure each and every Barnie in Lee County that we will dominate the perennial powerhouse known as Furman convincingly!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

Happy Halloween from the AUbarnie!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

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"Monster Mash" music video starring: Dale (moi), I-Man, Otis Franklin, Charles from Reeltown, and Coach Gene Cheez-it!!

Panic time for Barnies? NOT JUST YET...

WE CAN SURVIVE A WEEK WITHOUT ALABAMMER FOOTBALL!!!

Alabammer may have a bye week, but there's still hope and here's why....

Folks, I know Opelika is in a severe state of panic right now due to the fact that Alabammer's not playing tomorrow, and we as Barnies can't go a second without us some Alabammer, specially on Saturdays, but not all hope is lost...

Tomorrow, Aubarn (AL) is playing Ole Misses for those of you who didn't know. Now I know it's not Alabammer, but it's fourth-best at the max!!

Sure, maybe we can't hope and pray all day long prior to kick-off that Alabammer's opponent will defeat them, nor can we disect the game pointing out that the refs are on Bammer's side, nor can we point out how many times $atan drops the F-bomb on the sideline, nor can we fantasize all day long about wishing we could be them for a day laugh cause Bammer ain't us, but even we need to rest up on the Alabammer obsession every now and again...

And look on the bright side, Alabammer is playing LSYOU next weekend so they'll be back and we can focus back on them, and put Aubarn (AL) behind us!

So there ain't no need to panic... Alabammer will be back soon enough!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK.... HALLOWEEN EDITION!!!!

To honor the great Barnie Halloween tradition, and seeing how we're less than a week away from Halloween, this week's Barnie of the Week award goes to...

THE FRATERNITY KLANSMEN OF AUBARN (AL)!!

Aubarn (AL) is prominently known for it's virulent racism, and we as Barnies take pride in that -- hence being known as "the last college in America to still have a plantation mentality". Whether it's denying coaches the job who are of any other color than white (trash), denying bar entry to those who are of any other color than white (trash), or treating those who are of any other color than white (trash) like pieces of meat, we as Barnies can take pride in being ranked number 1 in yet another category!! HAHAHAHAHA BAMMERS, YOU HEAR THAT??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

LSYOU Fans got it right...

...'cause we're proud to be Alabammer rejects!

WAR DAMN ALABAMMER REJECTS HEY!

BREAKING NEWS: Inside The Aubarn (AL) TIgerz Reports Bammer IS behind the Aubarn (AL) referee conspiracy!!!

Source (must have a Scout.com account to view)

Looks like I(ncomprehensible)-Man was right!

Folks, what you about to read is the truth. We're talking UFO, Bigfoot, and Aubarn (AL) winning the national championship in '09 truth!!! Enjoy...

"The zebras have hammered Auburn for three straight games, and while many calls were earned, just as many were bogus--and much more destructive than the earned ones. That is unprecedented in all my years of watching SEC football. The very fact that the SEC office all but admitted corruption by saying the "call wasn't there" last week in the Ark -FL game (and then suspending the refs), convinces me of the obvious--the problem is conference-wide, if not NCAA-wide. In this day and age of hard times and economic insecurity, there are many obvious motives to tamper with the games. The most hard to believe motive, however, sould be that in our case the Red Elephants DO NOT WANT AU to succeed with what might be an incredible recruiting class. Call me whatever you want. I don't give a damm, but I've never seen such purposeful calls AGAINST a specific team, and would say so if the target were Alabama or Tennessee. And while you are riding your high horse and shouting "bl;ack helicopters," stop for just a moment to explain to me why this has been going on the past three weeks. One thing's for sure, no matter how you do it, put early legal pressure on a team and in a game of talented athletes critical plays, and you can orchestrate outcome. It' ain't, as they say, rocket science.Alabama may well be the only program in the country that would go so far, but when you have them on retainer, they might as well earn their $$ when you aren't playing. Again, I don't give a rat's rear end what anybody thinks, but this is new ground even for SEC refs. -Mrkgreen"

"So what will happen with #2??

 

We can overcome #1, but unless there is some investigation not #2. -AUdreamer"

"There has never been any thing that resembles what passes for SEC officiating.  While I have zero proof, I cannot help believe my own eyes. Cheating is the word that applies. The University of Alabama (the corruption goes all the way to the top) will do anything to win and to damage Auburn.  They are a mafia type organization, and they have people in high places who are mafia connected.  I've said it before and I will say it again, if they will pay $200,000 for a fat defensive lineman from Memphis, who else will they pay?  There are also other ways to affect people's actions other than bribes.  Pressure can be brought in many ways.  The SEC will do nothing.  If the NCAA doesn't act, nothing will change. -CaptainWonderful"

"Penny wise and dollar foolish. Perhaps. They may kill the golden goose yet. But unless the fan base turns its nose to pre-determined outcomes, you are right. People love their fantasies. -Mrkgreen"

"I would happily donate $10K towards private investigators if something really came of it - I kid you not.  And I can afford it. -AUdreamer"

"Although I've disagreed with some of your positions in the past, we are in total agreement  on point #2. Many of our fans, particularly the younger ones, have no idea the lengths bama will go to to not only insure the success of their program, but the failure of ours -BigAquila"

"I really, really hate to admit this, Mark, but I have felt the same way about #2.  alabama was having a GREAT first half of the season, and the story (at least where I am) was Auburn, Chizik, Trooper Towels, get on the Gus Bus, etc.  There was big time momentum in recruiting.  Big Cat weekend, Tiger Prowl, etc. didn't "scare" anybody, but it sent a message that this staff came to play - and they have.  One alabama HS coach (who is also an alabama fan) was quoted as saying he had not seen much of AU coaches in the last couple years, "but Luper and Trooper are EVERYWHERE!"  (he didn't use those names exactly, they are under bama's skin so bad that they have 'earned' nicknames, but that is who he was talking about).

 

They had to find a way to help stop it.  To  kill the momentum.

 

Knowing how they operate, I believe they decided after the AU-West Virginia game that enough was enough, and the wheels were turning.  Don't forget, these officials do have regular jobs.  This is not their primary job.

 

I am telling you they want to BURY us off the field and leave nothing to chance.  For some reason - even with a rock star head coach - they are not satisfied with good old 'mano y mano' competition on and off the field.  Despite perception, Auburn has more than held its own when all things were 'equal'.  They want to leave nothing to chance. - TIGRRR"

"Point #2 isdead on!!! I have never seen so many zebra flags against AU that were flat out fraud.

 

Notice every single time UT crossed the bammer 30; there was a flag? -theagent39"

"The first thing I said was that I have zero proof.  Secondly it would be very difficult to prove.  Cash handled properly does not leave a paper trail, and their are other ways of motivating, including threats and blackmail.  I am not just talking about Auburn playing poorly either.  Did you see the Florida - Arkansas game?  I cannot go out and investigate.  I have neither the means or the knowhow.  Neither am I Sherlock Holmes, Thomas Magnum, or Jim Rockford.  Believe what you want, but open your eyes and observe. -CaptainWonderful"

"... the truth is that there were at least 5 or 6 KEY penalties that were called against us OR not called against LSU that were the difference between a close game and a 21-point loss.  The craziest thing I saw was early in the game they called our DB for "unneccessary roughness". OK fine, so I guess the refs are being overly protective of the players. But later in the 2nd quarter an LSU DB not only led with his helmet, he hit Blake helmet-to-helmet... but no call???? And that was just one no-call/bad call out of at least 5 or 6 others.  It boggles the mind. Had the refs not blown so many calls, I think the chances are great that the score would have been tied 7-7 at halftime.  No doubt we would have played better had we been tied rather than being down 17-0. -FrostyMuggs"

"I agree with everything stated in the original post. -AUTE91"

"This is hardlly just about Auburn.  An undefeated bama vs an underfeated Florida in the SEC championship game will produce huge dollars.  It's really pretty simple. -CaptainWonderful"

"yes our team is bad, but if anyone thinks bammer would not do what Mark Green and other people suggested with the refs, then you are living in a bubble.  Bammer is the most corrupt program ever.  They declared war on Auburn after the 6 in a row.  They will do whatever it takes. -autiger288"

"I try not to get to caught up in conspiracy theories and all that with refs and their bad calls, but for whatever reason they sure have stunk something terrible the last few games, all AU loses. -bcox4life"

ITA(AL)T does have a point! It was the officiating that cost us the nail-biter Saturday night... and why? Eight simple letters: BAMMER!

Sources Bobby From Homewood, Alabammer and I(ncomprehensible)-Man are reporting Alabama will be receiving a PLOI in three weeks and they will receive the death penalty plus all of their male fans will be castrated for this!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN DEATH PENALTY HEY!