PROOF: ALABAMMER CHEATS! PROOF! PROOF! PROOF!

You Bammers say you want proof? WELL HERE IT IS!!!!

There has been an extreme rash of duct tape stealin' going on here in Lee County. That's my girlfriends sun pictured in the above photo, sporting the last of the duct tape here in Lee County as duct tape can be used for anything... even a diaper!

TOLD YAL'L ALABAMMER CHEATS!

Well folks, not only does Alabammer cheat, but they're a bunch of cheating, lying, thieves as well! I think we know who the Lee County Duct Tape Bandit is... IT'S LEIGH TIFFIN!

A local here in the AU trailer park told reporters several weeks back that she saw Leigh Tiffin running around the trailer park... and it looks like she was right! "I saw Leigh Tiffin running around like a chicken with his head cut off. He impregnated me. We have a child. Our child is Beonce" Gale Jimboson from Wire Road Lot East told reporters two weeks ago. What was he doing running around OUR TRAILER PARKS? Answer: stealing duct tape and impregnating our beautiful women! What's he using the duct tape for? Spotting the mark of the ball WHICH IS CHEATING! CHEATING! CHEATING! I TOLD YALL THEY WERE CHEATERS AND THIS IS THE PROOF!!!

Sources Incomprehensible-Man and Bobby from Homewood, Alabammer are reporting that Alabama is now facing lawsuits from Aubarn (AL) and is also facing yet another death penalty for this and the walls are closing in as they are expected to receive the death penalty sometime this week, before the Alabammer/Tennursee game. It's too bad they won't get to see us shit-can them this year!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY! AND WAR DAMN CHEATERS NO!